Category Archives: Insane Legislation

“Terrorism” Just Doesn’t Mean What It Used to

So at first glance, the punishment seems fitting enough: life imprisonment for acts of terrorism.
Trouble is, this law would effectively reduce the definition of “terrorism” to “blocking traffic in front of a government building.”

A BILL FOR AN ACT
Relating to terrorism; creating new provisions; and amending
section 19, chapter 666, Oregon Laws 2001.
Be It Enacted by the People of the State of Oregon:
SECTION 1. { + (1) A person commits the crime of terrorism if
the person knowingly plans, participates in or carries out any
act that is intended, by at least one of its participants, to
disrupt:
(a) The free and orderly assembly of the inhabitants of the
State of Oregon;
(b) Commerce or the transportation systems of the State of
Oregon; or
(c) The educational or governmental institutions of the State
of Oregon or its inhabitants.
(2) A person commits the crime of terrorism if the person
conspires to do any of the activities described in subsection (1)
of this section.

Relating to terrorism; creating new provisions; and amending section 19, chapter 666, Oregon Laws 2001

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Anti-Activist Laws In The Making: Make Them Pay Extra For Civil Disobedience

This is going on in Minnesota right now, courtesy of Governer Tim Pawlenty (R).
Hey, I get it. This is great. If legislation like this becomes the norm, only rich people will be able to afford to assemble in public places and/or perform acts of civil disobedience.
Pawlenty wants antiwar protesters to pay arrest costs
By Patricia Lopez and Sarah T. Williams for the Star Tribune.

With protests against the war continuing and arrests of demonstrators mounting, Gov. Tim Pawlenty said Thursday that he wants those arrested to pay the law-enforcement costs they incur or face prosecution.
Press secretary Leslie Kupchella said that “effective immediately,” Pawlenty wants judges to begin ordering restitution for the costs of arrest. While he does not have the authority to require judges to do so, he is considering proposing legislation that would require such restitution.
Kupchella said Pawlenty recognizes that charges against protesters typically are dismissed. “He would like that dismissal contingent on restitution,” she said. “And he would like to see it happen effective immediately.”
Kupchella said the administration has not determined the extent to which protesters should be charged — whether, for instance, fees would cover the officer’s time and the cost of booking and possible prosecution. However, she said, Pawlenty would like to keep the costs “nominal,” perhaps $200.
“He thinks that is perfectly reasonable,” Kupchella said. “The governor recognizes the rights of people to protest lawfully and have their own opinions. But when they go beyond that and break the law, they should pay the cost.”
Kupchella said Pawlenty has found the diversion of law enforcers to protests “very frustrating.”
Some members of the legal community expressed skepticism about the proposal’s constitutionality, and one recent protester called it an infringement on free speech.
Karen Redleaf, a St. Paul war protester who was arrested twice this week at antiwar demonstrations, called Pawlenty’s proposal “really shocking and distressing.”
Redleaf, 39, a former stock analyst, said such a move would limit constitutionally protected free speech to those who could afford the price of arrest and prosecution.
“We do this to get news coverage for our views,” she said. “They’re not charging rapists for the costs of arresting and prosecuting them. We’re not hurting anyone. We’re just trying to make statements that need to be made.”
Retired Hennepin County District Judge J. Bruce Hartigan was dubious about the idea.
“Lots of luck,” he said. “It’s never going to stand the test of appeal. . . . You’re talking about the delicate balance between the First Amendment and governmental power. Chances are [such a fine] would be looked at as an improper infringement on the right to free speech and the right to assemble.”
Hartigan, who retired last year after 14 years on the bench and who said he has represented and sentenced dozens of protesters, said the plan also could backfire.
“Let’s say I’m a protester. I get together with a bunch of protesters and we go out and get arrested. We get in front of a judge. The judge orders restitution. We say no. We don’t pay it. We’ll all just go to jail and spend more of the governor’s money.”
Charles Samuelson, executive director of the Minnesota Civil Liberties Union, also had constitutional concerns.

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“National Day Of Religious Fasting” Bill Passes House

A.K.A. Religiously-Ambiguous Bill Aims To Further Blur The Line Between Church And State
Since when is it the role of our government to determine when the public needs “fasting and prayer.” Are they just trying to keep our protien levels low so we’re easier to fool?
Which religious practices exactly are being advocated? Some new kind of All-American religion? The Church Of Shrub, perhaps?
Gee Mr. Shrub “President” Sir, I haven’t sinned against humanity and I certainly don’t need a government-sanctioned day of national fasting to redeem myself.
Will it be against the law (or looked down upon) to eat up during the national day of fasting?
What’s next? Appetite suppressants to help us through our national day of fasting? (Perhaps government-issued appetite suppressants? Wait a minute…who’ll get the contract?!)
(If this Administration would only put this much effort into feeding people…
Food sure has a crazy way of bringing people together too 🙂
Recognizing the public need for fasting and prayer in order to secure the blessings and protection of Providence for the people of the United States and our Armed Forces during the… (Introduced in House)

Whereas all of the various faiths of the people of the United States have recognized, in our religious traditions, the need for fasting and humble supplication before Providence;
Whereas humility, fasting, and prayer in times of danger have long been rooted in our essential national convictions and have been a means of producing unity and solidarity among all the diverse people of this Nation as well as procuring the enduring grace and benevolence of God;
Whereas, through prayer, fasting, and self-reflection, we may better recognize our own faults and shortcomings and submit to the wisdom and love of God in order that we may have guidance and strength in those daily actions and decisions we must take; and
Whereas dangers and threats to our Nation persist and, in this time of peril, it is appropriate that the people of the United States, leaders and citizens alike, seek guidance, strength, and resolve through prayer and fasting: Now, therefore, be it
Resolved, That it is the sense of the House of Representatives that the President should issue a proclamation–
(1) designating a day for humility, prayer, and fasting for all people of the United States; and
(2) calling on all people of the United States–
(A) to observe the day as a time of prayer and fasting;
(B) to seek guidance from God to achieve a greater understanding of our own failings and to learn how we can do better in our everyday activities; and
(C) to gain resolve in meeting the challenges that confront our Nation.

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South Carolina Government Attempts To Intimidate Dixie Chicks Into Giving A Free Concert For Troops (Huh?)

Is this for real? Is South Carolina trying to force the Dixie Chicks to show up for a free concert so they can be booed and hissed by their former military fans.
I’m shocked I tell you. Shocked. Surely this is unconstitutional.
Don’t do it girls! Start your tour from somewhere else, if need be. Sounds like they’re crazy in South Carolina anyway.
You could probably sell out here in San Francisco for a week straight.
We’ll stand behind you and your constitutional right to speak your mind!
(And you’re pretty good at playing them instruments too.)
(S.C. State) House Resolution H 3818

A HOUSE RESOLUTION
TO REQUEST THAT THE DIXIE CHICKS APOLOGIZE TO THE MILITARY FAMILIES IN THE STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA AND THE UNITED STATES FOR THE UNPATRIOTIC AND UNNECESSARY COMMENTS MADE BY THEIR LEAD SINGER BEFORE THEY BEGIN THEIR UNITED STATES TOUR ON MAY 1, 2003, IN GREENVILLE, SOUTH CAROLINA, AND TO REQUEST THAT THEY PERFORM A FREE CONCERT FOR TROOPS AND MILITARY FAMILIES IN SOUTH CAROLINA AS AN EXPRESSION OF THEIR SINCERITY.
Whereas, the Dixie Chicks are a popular and influential country music group from Texas; and
Whereas, before a recent London concert, Natalie Maines, the lead singer of the Dixie Chicks, said that she was ashamed that the President of the United States is from Texas; and
Whereas, members of the United States Armed Forces are outraged at the anti-American sentiment expressed by the Dixie Chicks; and
Whereas, there is a large military presence in the State of South Carolina, whom the Dixie Chicks have offended by their comments; and
Whereas, before the Dixie Chicks kick off their United States tour in Greenville on May 1, 2003, the House of Representatives and the people of South Carolina request that Natalie Maines apologize and that the group perform a free concert for the South Carolina servicemen and women and their families.

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