Category Archives: Daily Show Comedy Clips

Daily Show On The Walmart Illegal Immigrant Situation

Walmart is accused of knowingly hiring illegal immigrants, mainly from eastern europe, to work the overnight clean up shifts. (The government claims to have taped evidence of Walmart executives agreeing to such terms.)
Ed Helms helps out with a full investigation into the situation.
This from the October 27, 2003 program.

Daily Show On The Walmart Illegal Immigrant Situation
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Jon Stewart Makes A Blogging Funny

Yes I do feel a little childish for getting excited about this.
That being said, I’m quite excited about this 🙂
Jon has made a witty blogging joke!

(Jon says) “There’s a lot I could say about this whole situation, and for my full thoughts, please visit my blog.”

This from the October 22, 2003 program.

Jon Stewart On Liza’s Divorce Case
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Daily Show On Nat Heatwole Domestic Security Scare

Nat Heatwole is the college student who stashed boxcutters and other “terrorist” supplies on six different southwest jets to prove a point a few weeks back.
It took Federal Investigators five weeks to find Heathwole, even though, the day he did it, he sent an email to the FBI confessing to the crime and including his phone number.
This from the October 22, 2003 program.

Daily Show – Nat Heatwole Security Scare
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Daily Show On The DC Sniper Trial

This clip is about “the lighter side” of the trial of John Allen Mohammad, one of the two suspects on trial for the DC Sniper shootings.
Mohammad was granted permission to serve as his own lawyer before he ‘fired himself’ and went back to his court appointed attorneys.
This is from the October 22, 2003 program.

Daily Show – Witless For The Prosecution
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Daily Show – More On The Shrub’s Trip To Asia and Australia

This includes footage of Australian Green Party member Bob Brown heckling the Shrub during his speech to the Australian senate (to which the Shrub replied “I love free speech”) and the First Lady waiting obediently for her Manchurian Candidate trigger word.
This is from the October 23, 2003 program.

Daily Show – More On The Shrub’s Trip To Asia
(Small – 11 MB)
(Below) A lovely parade float of the Australian Prime Minister nosing up to the Shrub.









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Daily Show On Colin Powell’s Success At The U.N. Security Council

This is from the October 20, 2003 program.
This is about the U.N. Security Council resolution that was passed unanimously a few weeks ago.
(I won’t try to pretend to know what the resolution actually accomplished. If somebody has a link to the damn thing, please email it to me, and I’ll post it here. The U.N. Security Council website is a little behind schedule apparently, and I can get its documents to manifest themselves in my browser anyway. Thanks.)

Daily Show On The U.N. Security Council Resolution
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Daily Show On The Donald Rumsfeld Memo

From Jon:

“This week, a harsh report of America’s policy has surfaced, accusing our defense department of failing to adapt fast enough to emerging threats and questioning if America’s armed forces are even up to the task. In response, an angry Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld responded by saying, ‘I wrote what?!’ “

This is from the October 23, 2003 program.

Daily Show On Rummy’s Memo
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