Eric Idle Says “Fuck You Very Much” To The Shrub, The FCC, Cheney, Condi, Arnie, and the Lot of Them

This just in from Eric Idle:

The FCC Song
.
Here’s
My mirror
of the song, in case you have trouble with the first link.
Lyrics:
Here’s a little number I wrote the other day while out duck hunting with a judge.
Fuck you very much the FCC
Fuck you very much for fining me
Five thousand bucks a fuck
So I’m really out of luck
That’s more than Heidi Fleiss was charging me
So fuck you very much the FCC
for proving that free speech just isn’t free
Clear Channel’s a dear channel
So Howard Stern must go
Attorney General Ashcroft doesn’t like strong words and so
He’s charging twice as much as all the drugs for Rush Limbaugh
So fuck you all so very much
So fuck you very much, Dear Mr. Bush
For heroically sitting on your tush
For Halliburton, Enron, all the companies who fail
Let’s send them a clear signal and stick Martha straight in jail
She’s an uppity rich bitch
and at least she isn’t male
So fuck you all so very much
So fuck you dickhead Mr. Cheney too
Fuck you and fuck everything you do
Your pacemaker must be a fake
You haven’t got a heart
As far as I’m concerned you’re just a pasty-faced old fart
And as for Condoleeza she’s an intellectual tart
So fuck you all so very much
So fuck you very much, the EPA
For giving all Alaska’s oil away
It really is a bummer
When I can’t fill my hummer
The ozone’s a nogozone now that Arnold’s here to say:
“The nuclear winter games are going to take place in LA”
So fuck you all so very much
So what the planet fails
Let’s save the great white males
And fuck you all so very much

17 thoughts on “Eric Idle Says “Fuck You Very Much” To The Shrub, The FCC, Cheney, Condi, Arnie, and the Lot of Them

  1. oily graveyard

    the intelligence of the lyrics pretty much sums up the level of pride I have in Bush’s New America.
    Rock on the Corporate Government! The burgermunching public just aren’t capable of understanding how morally devoid and criminally corrupt you are … yet.
    But the invertebrate media will catch up someday soon; once they are brave enough to mob together and surf the groundswell.
    Nice one Eric. Crass and Crude. Just how Governor Bush would like it.

  2. Channeling Cupertino

    Eric Idle’s FCC Song

    Today, I received my first angry ‘subscription cancellation’ email. I guess I’m officially a journalist. Somehow — perhaps due to some form of dyslexia — the gentleman in question had missed the the abundant clues that I am not a

  3. Channeling Cupertino

    Eric Idle’s FCC Song

    Today, I received my first angry ‘subscription cancellation’ email. I guess I’m officially a journalist. Somehow — perhaps due to some form of dyslexia — the gentleman in question had missed the the abundant clues that I am not a

  4. Channeling Cupertino

    Eric Idle’s FCC Song

    Today, I received my first angry ‘subscription cancellation’ email. I guess I’m officially a journalist. Somehow — perhaps due to some form of dyslexia — the gentleman in question had missed the abundant clues that I am not a supporter

  5. Godly musings

    Eric Idle at it again

    Big up to Lisa Rein for mentioning a little ditty from Eric Idle, The FCC Song. Oh yeah, also Lisa is cool and stuff if you don’t mind getting political….

  6. Voxxy

    Shame that it isn’t a Bush administration initiative to have the FCC crack down on “indecency”, but results from a push by Democratic commissioner Kopps, former aide to senile antisemite Earnest Hollings. It’s alright to criticize the policy, but let’s put the blame where it belongs.

  7. Alex's Soapbox

    Profanity, Dick Cheney, and Eric Idle

    It was just a few days ago when Vice President Dick Cheney brought Senate politics and decorum to a new low by uttering one of the FCCs Seven Bad Words to Senator Pat Leahy. It isn’t very effective or useful…

  8. Anonymous user

    WHAT a GREAT website! keep up the great work, three more months and hopefully we can put this administration behind us, i cant get enough of this website, great job!

  9. Geoff Arnold

    Eric Idle’s FCC Song

    Eric Idle has just put a little ditty called The FCC Song up on the Monty Python web. The lyrics may be found on Lisa Rein’s website (which is also an essential repository of Daily Show and Bill Moyers video clips)….

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