The Only Apology You’ll Be Hearing From Natalie Maines

An Apology From Natalie Maines

But now, thanks to the thousands of angry people who want radio stations to boycott our music because criticizing the President is unpatriotic, I realize it’s wrong to have a liberal opinion if you’re a country music artist. I guess I should have thought about that before deciding to play music that attracts hypocritical red necks…
And most important of all, I realize that it’s wrong for a celebrity to voice a political opinion, unless they’re Charlie Daniels, Clint Black, Merle Haggard, Barbara Mandrell, Loretta Lynn, Ricky Skaggs, Travis Tritt, Hank Williams Jr, Amy Grant, Larry Gatlin, Crystal Gayle, Reba McEntire, Lee Greenwood, Lorrie Morgan, Anita Bryant, Mike Oldfield, Ted Nugent, Wayne Newton, Dick Clark, Jay Leno, Drew Carey, Dixie Carter, Victoria Jackson, Charleton Heston, Fred Thompson, Ben Stein, Bruce Willis, Kevin Costner, Arnold Schwartzenegger, Bo Derek, Rick Schroeder, George Will, Pat Buchanan, Bill O’Reilly, Joe Rogan, Delta Burke, Robert Conrad or Jesse Ventura.


Here is the full text of the article in case the link goes bad:
http://www.thespeciousreport.com/2003_dixiechicks.html
Apology from Natalie Maines
As a concerned American citizen, I apologize to President Bush because my remark was disrespectful. I now realize that whoever holds that office should be treated with the utmost respect.
I hope everyone understands, I’m just a young girl who grew up in Texas. As far back as I can remember, I heard people say they were ashamed of President Clinton. I saw bumper stickers calling him everything from a pothead to a murderer. I heard people on the radio and tv like Rush Limbaugh, Pat Robertson, Newt Gingrich and Trent Lott bad mouthing the President and ridiculing his wife and daughter at every opportunity.
I heard LOTS of people disrespecting the President. So I guess I just assumed it was acceptable behavior.
But now, thanks to the thousands of angry people who want radio stations to boycott our music because criticizing the President is unpatriotic, I realize it’s wrong to have a liberal opinion if you’re a country music artist. I guess I should have thought about that before deciding to play music that attracts hypocritical red necks.
I also realize now that I’m supposed to just sing and look cute so our fans won’t have anything to upset them while they’re cheating on their wives or getting in drunken bar fights or driving around in their pickup trucks shooting highway signs and small animals.
And most important of all, I realize that it’s wrong for a celebrity to voice a political opinion, unless they’re Charlie Daniels, Clint Black, Merle Haggard, Barbara Mandrell, Loretta Lynn, Ricky Skaggs, Travis Tritt, Hank Williams Jr, Amy Grant, Larry Gatlin, Crystal Gayle, Reba McEntire, Lee Greenwood, Lorrie Morgan, Anita Bryant, Mike Oldfield, Ted Nugent, Wayne Newton, Dick Clark, Jay Leno, Drew Carey, Dixie Carter, Victoria Jackson, Charleton Heston, Fred Thompson, Ben Stein, Bruce Willis, Kevin Costner, Arnold Schwartzenegger, Bo Derek, Rick Schroeder, George Will, Pat Buchanan, Bill O’Reilly, Joe Rogan, Delta Burke, Robert Conrad or Jesse Ventura.
God Bless America,
Natalie

11 thoughts on “The Only Apology You’ll Be Hearing From Natalie Maines

  1. Brian

    Dixie Chicks fans have no right to judge their future purchasing decisions on Maines’ political views. Where do these people think they live, America? Don’t they realize she is famous and therefore ENTITLED to shove her political views in their faces and they must STILL worship her and BUY her music. These “rednecks” need to be taught a lesson by the wise people who live on the coasts.

  2. Deb

    There is also a great Pearl Jam song called Bush leauger. Off of the Album Riot Act. Its worth checking out.

  3. Georgie

    My Favorite radio station banned Dixie Chicks for this past weekend. I emailed them that this can play both ways. I told them I banned them for the weekend,and I did.

  4. Jim

    Yeah, that’s funny. Read the other “real” stories by The Specious Report
    Good Spoof site.
    Or did you think that was *real?

  5. Leslie

    I believe they should be banned. I believe no one should listen to them – they should have some suffering just as our men and women in the service and their families. If you go back to the beginning they are wrong. Don’t sing patriotic songs, songs to pull at peoples’ emotions and then play them. NO ONE wants war! NO ONE wants DEATH! But stand behind your brothers, don’t use your popularity to tear down the very things this country stands for

  6. redneck

    While I agree that Natalie has the right to voice her opinions I disagree with the venue in which she chose to it. I also must commend her on the bands promotion of premeditated murder. I found it amusing that the band could comdemn Toby Keith’s song while incouraging murder.

  7. Natalie Maines Fan

    I just wanted to say I will continue to stand by the Dixie Chicks and support their music. Everyone has freedom of speech. I do not support the war but I do the american troops. All I can say is Keep on going Natalie I still love you. From a Dixie Chick Fan

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